Why did I end up buying 2L of eggnog? And then discover I don’t really like drinking eggnog? I have no bloody idea. So now I have a lot of eggnog. And a whole bunch of almond roca which have been sitting around melting for the past few months.
Which somehow ended up with me feeling creative and making the damn ugliest cookies ever!
I’m pretty sure that sets the record of the worst cooking fail ever. At least I can’t recall a worse one any time recently. So cookies were falling apart soft and crumbly. Actually kind of cake-like. Which is I suppose what happens to cookies with eggnog in them. And the almond roca just melts into a mess, more often than not leaving holes in the already structurally unstable cookie. Eggnog pound cake worked so much better. And considering there’s still another litre of the bloody stuff that’ll probably be where it will end up. Thank god I can dump crappy food at work and it all gets hoovered down.
Speaking of which, can I be on holidays again? Work is so blah. Over it. How many more decades do I gotta do this shit again? Ugh, why can’t I be rich enough to retire? Where’s my damn lotto ticket. Gotta be in it to win it. Or I could just go have another cookie.